Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Diva Time

Hello, Dear Ones!
Today I got so much done and decided...

Attention! Attention!!
We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog post to bring you the latest breaking news in Blogland!
Oh, yes, What Is She Talking About Ones, the most fascinating phenomenon is still occurring in Bathrooms and other rooms with mirrors. Now here I stand, your most distinguished Queen of the Bathroom Divas, ready to do my Bathroom Business for you at a moments flush!

Okay, word has come to me that a bathroom has been invaded and I am the one who will decide if this is a true Bathroom Diva. Will you please hand me my glasses, Dear She Can't See Squat Ones? Thank you and here I go!
 Now I see a Most Gorgeous One here who is clad to the nines. I spy the most creamiest of complexions, two gorgeous peepers and the most beautiful pearly whites. I know you can't see the peepers or the pearlys but I can see them, Most Grabbing Your Glasses Ones, but as I said ~ I have magic Bathroom powers. The most shiny of locks filled with highlights that can only come from a Bathroom, Only Her Hairdress Knows For Sure Ones! Oh, and jewels are just dripping off her. Let's see...a most slender arm with a dainty hand attached with creamy fingers connected to a camera!!
Yes! Yes!! We have a genuine Bathroom Diva! Like one of you said to me in an email ~ I feel like a Queen on my throne holding a Royal Flush!! :)
Do we know this most Gorgeous One? Sure we do ~ this is our most famous celebrated distinguished immortal illustrious Cindy who blogs at My Romantic Home!
I am so honored to welcome Cindy into our Most Elite Group of Divas!

Oh, my Lord! Wait, Most Clapping Your Hands Ones!
We've had another break in!!
Let me catch my breath, Most Hand Her An Altoids Ones!
Back to my Bathroom Business again...

Look!! Four Most gorgeous Ones! Wait, that guy in the background doesn't count!  I see three complexions all aglow, peepers all shiny and pearly whites all bright! All three are dressed to perfection and the locks! Oh, the locks are just filled to the brim with Bathroom highlights! I love this stuff!
Yes, yes!! We have three more genuine Bathroom Divas!
Wait a minute, Most Wondering Ones! That's Cindy again with two of her friends!
We have a returning Diva even before she's crowned.

Oh, my goodness, how I love my job! Okay, Cindy and two friends would you please come and stand before me? Most Helpful Ones, will you please hand me my golden toilet brush. No, no, the golden one! Thank you, Dears. Does my hair look okay? What? Well, this is CINDY, you know from My Romantic Home after all! I'm a bit nervous. Shh... No, I can do this. I am the Queen Diva, after all.
Okay, Most Dear Gorgeous Ones, you have gone where many have feared, you have snapped when many would have crumbled, you have overcome all obstacles and have joined the most elite group of Bathroom Divas! I crown you now as Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas.
You are one now and will be one forever and ever and until the twelfth of never.
Go forth Divas and hold your toilet brushes high and proclaim your Divaness to the world.

You can also take the below button that I have made especially for you with my most talented creamy dainty fingers and place on your blog for all to see and to make your friend so jealous!

If you're sad that you are not part of this most distinguished elitist of groups, never fear. You too can take your camera (with the flash off) and snap a picture of yourself standing in front of a mirror. It really doesn't have to be a bathroom. I've eased up in my olden years. Send your snap to me or post about it on your blog. I will take your most gorgeous picture and post about it and crown you a Bathroom Diva Snapper! Aw, come on, you know you want to! :)

Snap on, Dear Bathroom Divas.

I'll leave you with our official Bathroom Diva Song ~

Taking Care of Business

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

I'll leave you with our official Bathroom Business Song ~