Saturday, July 6, 2013

Got Divas?

Hello, Dear Ones.
I do hope you all had a wonderful 4th of July.
I've been so...

Attention! Attention!! We interrupt this regular scheduled blog post to bring you this most important breaking news bulletin! Oh, what in the world could she be talking about Most Scratching Your Heads Ones? I, your most esteemed Queen of the Bathroom Divas, is here to do my business ~ my bathroom business.

I have to admit, I've almost lost my crown because I have truly been a sluggard at promoting our wonderful Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. If you're new here and think I've totally lost my mind you can go HERE to see how this all got started. 

I would never ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself 
so I wanted to show you all how it's done.
 I snapped in April while on our cruise to Barcelona.

I even got Mr. Precious involved and had him pose with me as I snapped in the bathroom.

 Here I am snapping on the train in New York.
You see, all it takes is a camera with the flash turned off, a mirror and a brave Diva.

Okie Dokie we go as I will do my duty, my Bathroom duty, to see if we have some genuine Divas. There have been and will always be imposters out there and it's my job to expose them. Only real Bathroom Divas are allowed the privilege of being in this highly sought after group. Let's see what we have here. 

 Oh, my goodness, I see two most beautiful ones, with the most gorgeous of peepers, creamiest of complexions and long streaming locks. Smiles to stop traffic and the most pearliest of whites!
Wait a minute, Most Does Anybody Know For Sure Ones, we have two real Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. Do we know these more beautiful ones? Well, of course we do. This is Mary who blogs at Ms. Redo and her most lovely daughter! 

 Be still my heart, Dear Ones, as here is another most beautiful one! I will have to use my Bathroom powers to discern if she is truly a Diva or not. Okay, most gorgeous face, with beautiful peepers and the pearliest of whites. Oh, look at her hair ~ it's just filled with Bathroom highlights.
 She has a camera attached to her most dainty fingers! Yes, yes, we have another real Bathroom Diva right here. Do we know her? 
She is the dear Mother in Law of Sheila who blogs at The Quintessential Magpie.
This is a very special Diva as she is in Hospice at the moment and Sheila has told me she would have loved to do this for us. 
Oh, Dear Ones, how can I stand it? Here is another most gorgeous one. Look at her elegance and poise not to mention her beauty! Her locks are coiffed to perfection and she is clad so glamorously. Her complexion is the most creamy and her peepers are sparkly! Oh, and Most Holding Your Breath Ones ~ look! she has a camera in her most dainty fingers! Yes! Yes! Another truly special Bathroom Diva! Do we know this most gorgeous one? This is the dear mother of Sheila from The Quintessential Magpie who is in heaven. Sheila has assured me her mother would have loved this and would have gotten a kick out of being crowned a Bathroom Diva. Her mother and mother in law were the best of friends too. We are so honored to have this sweet Heavenly One as our new Diva.

Now it is time to crown our new Divas. Please stand before me as I raise my most special golden toilet brush! Oh, I've forgotten my robe. No, not the terry cloth, Most Helpful Ones, but the velvet one! Thank you!
I am about to bestow upon you the most desired, sought after title in all the world, yes, even Florida! You are now crowned Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas! You are one now and shall be for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never. Go Divas and show your Bathroom powers to all the world.

Don't forget to take this most wonderful Diva button that I have made for you with my own dainty creamy fingers and display it on you blog for all to see.

You too can become a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva. Just take your most gorgeous self, your camera with the flash turned off and pose in front of a mirror and snap!
Send me your picture and I will bring you here to my blog and do my Bathroom business.
Nothing like making your friends jealous! :)
Snap on, Divas!

Be a bunch of sweeties,
Shelia ;)

I will leave you with our official Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva Note Song ~

Taking Care of Business

From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty

And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day

And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out!

If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows

People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day

Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out!
~ sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive