Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Diva Time!


Hello, Dear Ones!
I've been a bit lazy...

Attention! Attention!!
We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog post to bring you the latest breaking news in Blogland!
Oh my Most She's Lost It Ones, I tell you truly bathrooms and other rooms with mirrors are being broken into and beautiful ones are snapping. I, your most extinguished Queen of the Bathroom Divas, am here to do my most important business - Bathroom Business that is!
You can count on me to take on this challenge to detect the imposters who try to break into our most elite group.

Okay, Most Trembling Ones, hold on to your toilet paper cause here I go.
Okie dokie pokie...I do see a Most Gorgeous One who is most shiny and bright! She is clad to perfection and jewels are just dripping from her. I spy the most sparkling eyes and a smile to beat the band filled with the most pearliest of whites! We're getting close, Most Getting Excited Ones! I see gorgeous locks filled with highlights only a Bathroom can give. The most creamiest of complexions smoother than a baby's bottom! I see two slender arms with dainty creamy fingers attached to a camera! Yes! Yes! Most Jumping Up and Down Ones! We have a genuine Diva here in our presence! She does look a little bit familiar so let me gaze a little closer!
Most Do We Know Her Ones, this is our own Kim from Snug Harbor Bay!

Okay, Kim, please come and stand before me for the crowning.
Please hand me my robe, crown and golden toilet brush, Most Gloved Handed Ones.
Thank you so much. Now Kim, you have gone where most would fear to tread. You have put all that fear behind you and snapped! I now crown you a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva. You are one now and will be one forever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go forth and wear your crown proudly and take the below Bathroom Diva button I have made with my very own talented dainty fingers just for you and display it proudly on your blog.

Oh, the excitement for me just never ends, Most Waving Your Toilet Paper Sheets Ones!
This Bathroom Business does this Diva's body good! I love my job and will never let you down.

Please know you can join our most elite group. If you don't want to read it here you can read all about this most splendid action under my header. 
This Queen of the Bathroom Beauty Snappers really does want you!! 
Also remember...if you've snapped once you can always snap for me again.
I love this stuff! :)

Snap, snap on!!

Taking Care of Business

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

I'll leave you with our official Bathroom Business Song ~