Now Julia, I bestow upon you the most excellent of titles ~ You have become one of the Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas! Hold your applause, Dear Ones, and let Julia soak up this moment in silence as she basks in the thrill of becoming one of the most fabulous ones in Blogland - a Bathroom Diva!! Snap, Dear Ones, Snap!!
Another breaking story has just been given to me! Is my lipstick on? Oh, excuse me, I thought my mike was turned off! America, bathrooms are still being invaded as we speak!! Look, another beautiful one has been caught! I know this most beautifulness one too ~ it's Ceekay at http://thinkinofhome.blogspot.com/.
Now you must all listen to the story of this gorgeousness one! Folks, our most beautiful Ceekay was in Las Vegas and unlike most folks who would be flushing their hard earned dollars down the toilet ( that's a great bathroom pun! Did I tell you how clever I am!! ;) or eating fancy meals or going to see famous ones at shows...she wouldn't have any of it! No No No! Not the beautifulness of this charming lovely! She wasn't doing any of those things ~ she was breaking down the doors of all the bathrooms she could find and snapping away! Oh, joy! Oh, the gloriness of these wonderful events! People were looking at her, hopefully these people were ladies, but did that deter our most adorableness one on her mission? Heck no! She pulled out her camera and just snapped away! Now, Dear Ones, you know we must all inspect each participate to see if they really qualify for the bathroom Divaship! Okay, Ceekay is looking mighty beautiful here ~ that hair - just pecfection! that coy smile ~ lovely! her attire - very glamorous! But the main thing ~ that lovely arm lifted up so alluringly with her dainty little fingers attatched to her CAMERA! Congratulations, Ceekay, I now crown you with this most coveted of all titles ~ you are now a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and will be one for ever and ever and ever and until the twelve of never!! Cherish this title, dear Ceekay, and carry it with you proudly as you enter the many bathrooms of this life!!
Now again, Dear Ones, you too can become one of the charming Divas of the bathroom. It is very easy to do ~ I think you can see that! No matter how special you may think you are, nothing compares to being a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva!! Snap on, Dear Ones!!
Divas, don't forget to take our most famous logo and put it on your blog. Remember there is no one like you, dear bathroom ones, you are of the very unique group of specialnesses!! Snap snap snap!
Now the fun begins! Doesn't everyone know about Cher? I'm really not a huge fan of hers, but did like the old songs that she and Sonny sang. Well, she did not disappoint me at all! She put on a terrific show!
Just look at this woman! She's 62 years old and still looks incredible! I know, I know, she's been chopped up quite a bit - but hey, her chopping looks good!
Mr. Precious called for me so loudly to come look at this toilet!! Being the completely submission darling one whom I am ~ I came to see what was up!
Technology, don't cha just love it? I guess that ole Cindy, supermodel that she is, just had to have the latest thing to impress her friends! If I were a supermodel I know I'd buy this toilet! ;) Oh, Dear Ones, I'm so sorry to say, I just could not get Mr. Precious to sit on this amazing contraption for anything! I'll bet you're wondering if me, the Diva of the Bathroom sat on this pricey throne? Not on your life!! :)
Lastly, but certainly not least, being the ultimate Bathroom Diva that I am, I just had to snap away while in this fabulous bathroom! I even persuaded my friend, Dixie, to join me. She is not a shy one at all ~ I crown you, Dixie, as a Daring Darling Bathroom Electronic Toilet Bottom Washing Beauty Snapping Diva! I had to throw in just a little more pizazz for her!