Saturday, July 25, 2015

Bathroom Diva Time!

Hello, Dear Ones! I hope you're all having a wonderful weekend and everthing is going well. I'm behind in....

 Attention! Attention!! We must interrupt this post to bring you the latest breaking news of Blogland! Oh, my goodness! It just amazes me to no end! This hasn't happened in some time but as I speak Bathrooms are being broken into and lovely ones are continuing to snap even during this very busy time of the year! Well, have no fear, Most Trembling Ones, I'm here! I will do my Bathroom duty! :) Now, I, the Queen of the Bathroom Divas, will never let you down, Most Shaking Your Heads Ones! Bathroom business is my job and I will fight for all the true Divas out there. Enough of this rambling ~ on with the important stuff, my Bathroom business! Bear with me, Most Confussed Ones... 

 Okay, let's see...I do see a lovely one and the gorgeousness is definitely here, Most Jealous Ones! Oh, the most creamyness of complexions and I see long flowing locks (I know, I know, you can't seem long flowing locks, but I can - I have the bathroom powers)  filled to the brim with Bathroom highlights! You can't get those just anywhere you know, Looking At My Miss Clairol Box Ones! She is so stylishly dressed to a Tee. I see the most sparkling of peepers with the longest of lashes ever!  I see two slender arms which have two hands attached and the most creamy daintiest of fingers clutching a CAMERA! Yes, Yes! We have a genuine Diva!! Oh, I'm totally excited, Most Clapping Your Hands Ones!! Woo Hooness! Another Diva! Do you know her? Can anyone guess who this Most Lovely could be? Let me see now...yes, we do know her! This is Our Most Gorgeous Our Most Scribbling One, Ellen, from Scribbler Unfocused! Now don't forget to take the Bathroom button that I made with my most creamy dainty creative fingers at the bottom of this post to display proudly on your blog.

Oh, Most Honored to Be in the Presence of pure Bathroom bliss, I lift my toilet brush to you, most beautiful Diva! Oh, my toilet bowl do runneth over, Most Grab The Mop Ones! 
Okay, beautiful, Ellen, stand up straight, head back and soak in the wonder you're about to feel!! I am about to bestow upon you the most coveted title in all of the world. What? My slip is showing? I don't wear slips. mike was on? Ahem...Beautiful One, Ellen, I now crown you with the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva. You have joined the ranks of the other Bathroom Ones and you shall be a Diva now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never?? Now go, Diva Ellen, and make Bathrooms (or any where there is a mirror) proud all over this world!

Oh, Dearest Grab the Lysol Ones, this job is just so thrilling and exciting for me! Can you tell? I'll always be johnny on the spot for you! I'm so clever with my Bathroom Business words! :)

Oh, Bathroom business does a body good! If you're wondering if you can be a Diva too and join this marvelous gang, yes, you can if your daring and brave enough. Just run into a bathroom of your choice (in my olden age I'm getting easy and will allow you to snap in front of any mirror), turn your camera's little flash off and snap your most gorgeous smile in the mirror. Post it on your blog and them let me know or either email your snaps to me and I will post you here on Note Songs and crown you before all of Blogland. Then you can take our little Bathroom button that I so meticulously made with my own dainty creamy tiny little fingers and then you can proudly display it on your blog. Now don't be a little chicken, just do it! Snap snap snap on, Dear Ones!!

Did I tell you that I just love this stuff?  

 Taking Care of Business
(our official Bathroom Diva Song)
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive