Saturday, April 26, 2014

I'm Back And I Have A Daring Darling Bathroom Snapping Diva

Hello, Dear Ones! Did you think I had fallen off the face of Blogland? Well, I am back and have so much to tell you! I hope you all had a blessed Easter with family and friends. Of course, I was in hog heaven getting to be with my little grandchildren. So I'll have stories and pictures up...

Attention! Attention! I have just been informed someone has broken down the bathroom door and snapped! Yes, my dear what is she talking about ones? We haven't had anyone snapping in a bathroom for some time now. Let me explain...I am the Queen of all Bathroom Divas and I have the special powers to determine if someone is a fake snapper or a genuine Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva. There are so many imposters out there and we must be so careful.
Let me get my special toilet brush and I will go to work. I love this stuff!
As I've said before, there are many imposters out there ~ they want to be in our most illustrious group of true Divas but no one can tell the difference but me, the Bathroom Queen Diva! After all, I have the power, the Bathroom power!
 Okay, here we go, Most Hang On To Your Toilet Paper Roll Ones! Now I do see a most gorgeous one with the creamiest of complexions! Her locks are so beautiful and I see highlights that can only come from a Bathroom, Most Only Her Hairdresser Knows For Sure Ones.
 I see the most gorgeous shining peepers and pearly whites. They are so white I can see them sparkling even behind those luscious lips! I see a smile that could break down a bathroom door too!
This beauty is clad to the nines with a most slender arm and a dainty hand attached with creamy fingers connected to a camera!! Yes! Yes!! We have a genuine Bathroom Diva! Like one of you said to me in an email a while back ~ I feel like a Queen on my throne holding a Royal Flush!! :)
Do we know this most Gorgeous One? Sure we do ~ this is our most famous celebrated distinguished immortal illustrious Cleo who blogs at Designs By Cleo!

I am just so thrilled to welcome our newest Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva to our most elite group of Divas! Welcome, Diva Cleo! 

Oh, my goodness, how I love my job! Okay, Cleo would you please come and stand before me? Most Helpful Ones, will you please hand me my special toilet brush. No, no, the golden one! Thank you, Dears. Does my hair look okay? What? Well, this is Cleo, you know from Designs by Cleo after all! I'm a bit nervous. Shh... No, I can do this. I am the Queen Diva, after all, just a little bit rusty.

Okay, Most Dear Gorgeous Cleo, you have gone where many have feared, you have snapped when many would have crumbled, you have overcome all obstacles and have joined the most elite group of Bathroom Divas! I crown you now as a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva.
You are one now and will be one forever and ever and until the twelfth of never.
Go forth Diva Cleo and hold your toilet brush high and proclaim your Divaness to the world.
Pop on over and welcome our new Diva Cleo to the clan!
 
Whew! That was exhilarating, Most Energized Ones! I'll bet you thought I had lost it, didn't you? My Bathroom Powers haven't surfaced in a while but once a Diva, always a Diva! :)
You can take the below button that I have made especially for you with my most talented creamy dainty fingers and place on your blog for all to see and to make your friend so jealous! 
If you're sad that you are not part of this most distinguished elitist of groups, never fear. You too can take your camera (with the flash off) and snap a picture of yourself standing in front of a mirror. It really doesn't have to be a bathroom as I've eased up in my olden years. Send your snap to me or post about it on your blog and let me know. I will then take your most gorgeous snap, post about it and crown you a Bathroom Diva Snapper! Aw, come on, you know you want to! :) You can read how it all started up at the top of my blog under the header if you'd like.

I would never ask you to do anything I'm not willing to do myself. Observe...
Had to get my daughter and little Carter to help me out! It wasn't too hard and you can see Carter was very serious about this. She wanted all of you to see her little cute face! 
Now come on and help me keep my Bathroom powers alive and snap on, Dear Bathroom Divas.
I'll leave you with our official Bathroom Diva Song ~

Taking Care of Business

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
 

20 comments:

  1. Oh dear . . . what did we do without you all this time?

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  2. Welcome to the royal kingdom of Bathroom Divas. Hold your plunger high!

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  3. Happy you are back home and as always I love the Bathroom Diva photos!!
    hugs, Linda

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  4. I can't stop laughing!!! Is that a PUBLIC bathroom you 3 gals are in???? Thank you for the honor, I hold my plunger high!!!

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  5. "Note Songs" has been included in the A Sunday Drive for this week. Be assured that I hope this helps to point even more new visitors in your direction.

    http://asthecrackerheadcrumbles.blogspot.com/2014/04/a-sunday-drive_27.html

    P.S.: Love, love, LOVE BTO!

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  6. So glad that you had a wonderful visit with your family. Carter is so darn cute. Glad that your back - missed your posts.
    Have a wonderful week, dear friend.
    Mary

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  7. this is a fun blog!! I 'm a new follower. Love the songs you put on here...........oh gosh I sure do remember the old BTO song, I had that album and played it to peices!!! ha ha ha LOL

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  8. So funny! All four of you are adorable. Lucky no one walked into that restroom with you and your girls. They would have known what we all know "You are so crazy" and that is a GOOD THING!

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  9. Missed you -- looking forward to your posts about your absence!

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  10. Hi Shelia, So missed you and glad you are back. What a fun post and the pics are darling from your daring snappet featured pretty gal. Love your family bathroom pics. You, your daughter and grand are all adorable.
    Be Blessed!
    Hugs

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  11. Welcome back dear Shelia...I've missed you so much and I'm so happy to see you back in blog land! There are SO MANY wonderful friends that have left and I truly misswed them!
    What a fun post as you always make us smile and I needed it!!!
    Have a lovely week, sweet lady!
    FABBY

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  12. Fun, fun...especially sweet pic of Carter. She's such a cutie!
    Blessings,
    Cindy

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  13. Shelia,
    You "girls" are too darn cute!!!
    Bless little Carter's heart. . .she's "good" help!!!
    Fondly,
    Pat
    P.S. Welcome back, dear one!!!

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  14. -chuckle- I was beginning to wonder where on earth you were or more like, what's Shelia up to!!
    I've said more than once how much Carter resembles you - well now I thinks she's a Shelia-in-the-making!
    Oh yes, I can imagine the weight of responsibility in weeding out the imposters and the wann-be's in the Bathroom Diva pageant!
    Now you get back to regular posting girl or I'll sack you. ;)

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  15. Very cute post. I always enjoy visiting your blog.

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  16. Welcome back Shelia. I was missing you but I know you were having a fun time with your family. What a cute pic of Carter along with you and your daughter in the bathroom. Too funny. Have a wonderful week. Hugs. Pam

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  17. Oh!!! I just love these posts! You are so dang funny. Cleo looks like a doll (and SO brave).. Maybe someday I'll get a snap. And you and your lovely daughter got a great shot. Have you cut your hair again or is it pulled back? And your daughter is just so pretty with her short "do"! Carter...love her!!

    Welcome home. We missed you!

    XO,
    Jane

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  18. You are hilarious! I have missed you so. I have not heard from you in a while. Welcome back! xo, Ron

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  19. You crack me up! I remember doing this with you before and still have the old bathroom snapper somewhere!!!! So fun. Missed you too. Hugs and blessings, Cindy

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