Wednesday, July 17, 2013

It's Diva Time!

Hello, Dear Ones!
I'm popping in today to tell you we finally got some rain and I...

Attention! Attention!!
We interrupt the regularly scheduled blog post to bring you the latest breaking news!
You must hold your horses as I tell you, bathrooms all over this land are being broken into by the most gorgeous ones. I had thought this phenomenon had almost played itself out, but no, no Nannette! It has not and it just amazes me!
If you didn't know, Most Is She Crazy Ones, these most gorgeous ones are striving to become Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas.
Now, Most Wondering If She's Flipped Ones, this is right where I come in to do my business.
Bathroom business that is! I am the one to sniff out (doesn't sound right, does it Most Giggling Ones?) the true Bathroom Divas and expose the fakes.
Yes, that's my job.
Okay, sit down, Most Here She Goes Again Ones, and I'll show you how it's done!

Here we are...a Most Gorgeous One. Is she a true Bathroom Diva or an imposter?
She is beautiful and is clad in the most stylish of clothes. Check!
Her hair is coffed to perfection and I do see highlights! Bathroom highlists!
Oh, I'm getting excited, Most Jumping Up and Down Ones!
Peepers! Gorgeous peepers and I think I see some pearly whites!
Yes, I do! I have Bathroom Vision, Most Needing Glasses Ones.
Then the most creamiest of complexions like a baby.
A most slender arm with a hand attached and the creamiest of dainty fingers holding a camera!
Oh, Most Wondering Ones, we have a genuine Bathroom Diva here right in our presence!
Oh, I could almost swoon!
 Let's see, does she look familiar to you? Yes, yes I do believe she does!
This is our own Bonnie from Living With Thanksgiving!

Okay, it is time for the crowning!
Would you please hand me my robe, crown and golden bathroom brush?
No, no Nannette! Not that plastic one ~ the golden one!
Thank you, Most Helpful Ones!
Now, Bonnie would you please come and stand in front of me?
I crown you as a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva!
You will join with so many others who have snapped and joined this most elite group. 
You will be a Bathroom Diva now and forever and until the twelve of never!
Go forth and raise your banner or toilet paper high and celebrate your Divaness!
Let us all welcome Bathroom Diva Bonnie into our group!

Many try and many fail to become true Bathroom Divas and if you would like to try please run into your nearest bathroom, or mirror of your choice, and poise your most gorgeous self in front of the mirror, turn your flash off your camera and snap!
That's it! It's easy and you'll go down in Bathroom history, I promise.
So snap, send me your picture and I'll do the rest!
You'll have the opportunity to take this most lovely button made with my most dainty talented fingers and place it on your blog for the world to see and it will make your friends so jealous too.

Now snap on, Divas!

I'll leave you with our Bathroom Diva official Note Song ~

Taking Care Of Business

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive