Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Diva Time!




Hello, Dear Ones!
Today I wanted to...

Attention! Attention!!
We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog post to bring to you the latest breaking news in all of the Land of Blog! Oh, yes sirree, this is most important, Most Has She Gone Crazy Ones!
I, you most high Bathroom Diva, am here to do my business. Bathroom business that is.
I will not fail you, No, no Nannette, I always get the gal!
That didn't sound right, did it?

Anyway, here I go!

Let's see...
I see a most gorgeous one who is clad to perfection! And look at her hair ~ beautifully filled with highlight, Bathroom highlights for sure. The most creamiest of complexions. And peepers! Glorious sparkly peepers! I see a glimpse of the pearliest of whites and they are so sparkling, Most You Must Put on Your Sunglasses Ones. I see a most slender arm with a dainty hand attached with fingers, marvelous creamy dainty fingers holding a camera! Yes! Yes! Most Jumping Up and Down Ones! We have a genuine Diva here!
Hand me my hanky so I can dab my brow! I'm excited can you tell?
 Now do we recognize this Most Gorgeous One? Yes, I think we do!!
Please pop on over and welcome Veronica to our most elite group.

Now then down to the Bathroom business I really love! Crowning our new Diva.
Please, Most Helpful Ones, would you hand me my crown, robe and golden toilet brush?
No, No!! I told you last time ~ the golden toilet brush! The one with Bathroom powers!
Thank you, Will You Ever Learn Ones. :)

Okay, Dear Dear Veronica, will you please stand before me?
You are about to enter a group of most darling gorgeous ones whom have gone where most folks would not go ~ a mirror (bathroom or other) to snap!
Yes, yes, many have tried and many have failed but you, Veronica, have prevailed.
I'm a poet and didn't know it! :)
I now crown you and you will be a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snappy Diva now and forever and ever and until the twelve of never.
Now go forth and take the Bathroom Snapping Button and proudly display it on your blog to remind the world of your courage and make your friends jealous!



Oh, Most Marveling Ones, Bathroom Business does a body good. 
Yes, it does!

Now don't be sad if you don't belong to this group. You too can become a Daring Darling Bathroom Snapping Diva. Just run to your favorite Bathroom mirror or any mirror will do, I've gotten more lax in my olden age, and turn off the flash from your camera and snap a most gorgeous snap of yourself. You can make a post about this or just send me your snap. Let me know and I will come and get you, bring you here to my blog and present you to all of Blogland.
So, hurry, hurry while you're still gorgeous and you too can become a Diva!!


I'll leave you with our official Bathroom Diva son ~
Taking Care Of Business

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive






14 comments:

  1. Just plain Laughing Out Loud, Oh Most Highest Diva Leader and Bestower of Divaships!

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  2. I love it! You kill me. Awesome post.

    Paula

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  3. Beautiful Bathroom Diva. Welcome Veronica!

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  4. Oh dear Shelia, you cracked me up this morning!!! Thank you so much for introducing us to VerĂ³nica, a new Blog DIVA...I'm so excited! I'll be right over to visit her and I love your button too! Big hugs,
    FABBY

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  5. Veronica looks so pretty! I SO want to play, too! I posted profile pics today...one taken at a swamp! I guess I'll have to break down and take one in my unfinished bathroom! lol Sweet hugs!

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  6. You are all wonderfully wacky!

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  7. Adorable! I had almost forgotten about the "Bathroom Dive". I had a snap somewhere, now if I can only remember where it is.
    Congrats to Sweet Veronica! I am popping to congratulate her personally.
    have a blessed week, Ginger

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  8. Oh Sheila,
    That is so much fun! I love this, such a fun and clever idea.
    And heck, it takes courage to do it too!
    Welcome to the club Veronica!
    Hugs,
    Cindy

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  9. Oh Sheila! I am cracking up laughing! That was just too funny! But on a serious note...I want you to know and all the other Bathroom Divas out there...I will wear my crown proudly, whether in my own humble Bathroom, the "johns" of the grandest hotels or even in the Rest Area Bathrooms across this great land when I travel...I will hold my head AND my toilet paper high because of this great honor that has been bestowed to me my none other than the Gracious Grand Bathroom Diva of all, Sheila. (sniff) Such an emotional moment... LOL!
    Love and hugs to all ! I have posted the "Bathroom Diva Beauty Snapper Button" proudly on my Blog! :-) this is so much fun!

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  10. Hi Sheila, awesome post! I'm reading it and smiling from east to west. I really enjoyed your wacky and fun style. :)
    Hope I have the courage to take a bathroom pic. LOL
    Veronica look great. :))

    Have a lovely week ahead, regards. Stay young at heart always and we girls just wanna have fun.

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  11. Oh Shelia! Queen of all Bathroom Babes, more please - more! LOL LOL

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  12. Encore, encore!! You are too funny! Love your sense of humor!

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  13. LOL this is hilarious! I should snap a picture of myself when I'm COLORING MY HAIR in the bathroom -- now THAT would be a sight!

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  14. I know why yours is one of the blogs I read several times a week. Because you make me laugh. TY for putting a smile on my face.

    And I will go visit the new bathroom diva :)

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