Tuesday, September 29, 2009

PLease Forgive Me! :)

Hello, Dear Ones! Now I must tell you...I really try to be a very nice lady in Blogland - trying not to offend, or be rude and especially not crude. But I'm getting ready for a garage sale this Friday and Saturday and we'll be trying to sell off Mother's things - things she just doesn't need nor have room for anymore. I say all of that to say this - I'll not be able to post for a few days but wanted to leave you with something so you won't forget about me.

You love me, don't you? You won't think I'm awful will you?


I just want you to laugh...

Saw this in Alaska and tried my best to get Mr. Precious to buy it, but no no Nannette, he would not! Is this a hoot or what? Hope you still love me! :)

Be a bunch of sweeties,
Shelia ;)

I'll leave you with a litte Note Song~

I'm Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
~sung by Right Said Fred

66 comments:

  1. Wow !!! LOL. I am still laughing ! LOL . What a hoot ! He looks like he has had too much viagara !! LOL !

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  2. I'm still trying to figure out how a guy would wear that thing! Hahahahaha!!!

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  3. oops, I spelled viagra wrong . I wish you could show us some pics of your mom's stuff . Hope you sell it all .

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  4. Well, that's what I can keeping your privates warm! LOL

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  5. My song for this would be "Don't Touch This"! Have a great day!

    Charla

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  6. How do people come up with these things? I guess in Alaska, it might be needed! That is too funny. Hope you have a great yard sale. laurie

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  7. I'm laughing! Are you SURE that's not really something going into your yard sale! Bet it would be the hit of the neighborhood -- thanks for the giggle!

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  8. Oh Sheila,
    We love some comic relief and this is just a hoot! Good luck with the sale! Hugs, Cindy

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  9. Mornin' Shelia, WOW...you have us laughing..and we'll be back again, to laugh of course...LOL ;) You're a sweet mess, Miss Shelia!

    Nancy

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  10. That is a hoot! Mr. Bird Nest wouldn't have bought it either.

    Gretchen

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  11. I knew we were in trouble when I saw the title of your post! Wow. I'm at a loss for words...

    Hope you have a great sale, Shelia!

    xoxo
    Jane

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  12. Oh my gosh! That is funny! I would catch Mr Bella Rose (hubby)with something like that on either! ha ha! You made me laugh here! My shih tzu thinks i'm crazy! lol Thanks for the laugh!
    Have a wonderful Tuesday.
    Sandra

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  13. HAHAHAHA that is just too funny!!! Hope you have a great garage sale and get everything sold!!!

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  14. Funny post! Of course we love you,how could anyone not???
    Wish I could go to your garage sale.
    Carolyn

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  15. Oh my sweet friend how funny are those undies!!! Thanks so much for coming to visit me... I didn't have internet way out in them there woods but we are back in civilization again... I read all your post I missed... Congrats on being a grammy... I know you are excited about that!!! and wow did your cruise to Alaska look fun... We are headed up there next summer in Tassie with a bunch of friends and their motorhomes... Love ya sweetness!!! Have a fun filled week and see ya when you come back...

    (((HUGS)))
    Donna

    PS... We'll be in Texas after the first of the year... what city are you in or near?

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  16. Hope you have a great day! I love your fall decor on your header!

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  17. LOL LOL LOL! Too much fun! Have a great day. Mumzie :)

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  18. LOL! Sheila, so funny! And I would love to know who buys that? LOL!
    Good luck at the sale!

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  19. A crotch warmer for Alaska...makes perfect sense to me :) Good luck with the sale!

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  20. It's a hoot but would someone really spend their money on that? Maybe so if it's really cold.

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  21. No, No, Nanette! I would never ever disinherit my precious Shelady for something that funny!

    What a hoot!

    I've missed you, sweet one. I'm on a borrowed lap top, and I hope to have mine back next week. YEA!

    Sending you much love...

    XO,

    Sheila :-)

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  22. Oh Sheila that's a riot! What will they come up with next? I know for sure that NOONE would ever think any ifferently of you for this or anything else! You are just the sweetest person alive. Sorry I have not been around. That short stint of leaving the blog for one month has turned into almost 3!! Life just got in the way and that is really a good thing for us right now. My computer is back in it's rightful place on Friday and this weekend I hope to start blogging again. I hope you all haven't forgotten about me?:(

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  23. HYSTERICAL!! It is REALLY cold in Alaska I realize, and have heard tales about the cold and how it causes "shrinkage" and all, but really?

    Love it!!

    Yes, I still love you TONS!!

    Lou Cinda :)

    Have a great yard sale!

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  24. Okay, I couldn't even figure out what it was for about 3 seconds and I "read" quickly! LOL!

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  25. You are such a hoot! ok, I suckered, took the bait, fell for it! That was way too funny..I'm going to tell my niece in Alaska about that..maybe her hubby will need one up there, got to have something warm to snuggle up to in the dead of winter!
    You are too cute..I just love you already! Come say hi :D

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  26. Oh my Shelia, That is a hoot. I should run it by my hubby and see what he says LOL I hope you have great sucess with your garage sale. I hope you will join my fashion show. I know you must have a pretty little black dress. Have a great day. Hugs from Charli and Me

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  27. What all the fasionable men in Alaska are wearing....wonder if they come in colors...or animal print????

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  28. That is hilarious! lol
    You could never be forgotten,
    Sheila.
    Have a great garage sale!!!
    :0)
    Gayle

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  29. hate you??? I LOVE YOU!!!! You are so freakin' hilarious! Now don't be away too long. Blogland couldn't possibly get by without the likes of you Shelia!!!!!!! Kim

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  30. I had to look at that last picture realllllllll close!! ROFL!!!!! Teeeee heeeee......

    xx
    becky

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  31. Hi. Nice to catch up with you again after being gone much of the summer.
    Have a wonderful garage sale...looking forward to your next post when it's over and you've settled down a bit. Garage sales are a lot of work. :)
    Happy Fall.

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  32. Wow! I think it should say "For the man who has everything, and THEN SOME!" LOL!

    And yes, you ARE the nicest lady in Blogland!

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  33. oh girl! you are the sweetest...and the only one that would be offensive to is the guy who has to wear it! lol
    Love it...and I will miss visiting...even if I don't comment each day, I do read them all!

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  34. Oh, Sheila! From dreaming of babies to this - you're incorrigible! But, we love you anyway. Sally

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  35. Man o Man - that was for a man....
    Sheila - Sheila - Sheila - do behave, Woman.....LOL - naw, that is no fun is it....I never behave either !
    Kammy

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  36. This was so funny!

    Hope you're sale goes really well,
    d

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  37. Shelia, Honey, I must admit that I stared at that fuzzy thing for the longest time before realizing what it was. I must have a depth perception problem, or something! So what in the Sam Hill is the fuzzy thing above the waist band? Belly button warmer? Good grief, girl- you are a hoot! Next thing you know is you'll be showing us is a furry bra that will keep the nips in check during cold weather or when we walk through the frozen food section of the supermarket. hugs, Sue

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  38. Hope your yard sale goes well Shelia. How's your mom doing these days?

    Your picture is too funny! Who thinks up these things?

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  39. I'm heading out my door to work, and I'm going to be laughing all day.♥

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  40. Hi Shiela
    You have succeeded in making me giggle today. That picture is so funny.
    Good luck with the yard sales.
    Lindsay
    x

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  41. Oh, Shelia, you are a hoot! That is too funny! I think I'll show it to my husband. He's home recovering from a knee injury and could really use a good laugh.

    Jane

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  42. Lord Have Mercy...if it said "Florida State" my crazy husband would probably wear it!

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  43. Oh my word....Shelia you are a HOOT!

    Yes, I still love you. :)

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  44. P.S. I just bought a ton of dishes...Mister says it's YOUR fault...lol. { winks }

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  45. Yes, that is quite a hoot, Shelia!

    Good luck with the sale!!

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  46. Shelia! You naughty girl you! I didn't even know you had it in you! Now here's a funny. I can't barely make out exactly what that IS!!!!! heeheeheeeeeeeeeeee!

    Hey, important post at Jill's place.

    Justine :o )

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  47. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life! I am late getting here...and fixing to go to bed..now, I am laughing so hard, I am wide awake again.
    FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING ....AND THEN SOME!! :o)
    What a hoot !!

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  48. What a hoot! I love it. And all those wonderful baby faces too.

    The Raggedy Girl

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  49. LOL Sheila....too funny !!

    Good luck with your garage sale...

    Perhaps this is for the guy that lives in an igloo ??? Man what a contraption...

    Kathy :)

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  50. Hello Sheila, I had a good laugh today and what is life all about anyway. Together with the love and friendships and our Lord, it's about laughing. It is the best medicine there is. I love your song too.

    Have a wonderful garage sale. It is so much work. I'll be thinking about you and wishing I could come and buy some good stuff. LOL. I love me some garage sales.

    Don't work too hard and I will see you when things get back to normal.
    What is 'normal' anyway??? BIG smile here.

    Love, Jeanne

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  51. Enjoy your time and good luck, Shelia!
    Thanks for sexy song, and... not only song.

    Hugsss

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  52. How funny, you are just great.
    Good luck at your yard sale.
    Sandy

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  53. Good luck with your sale Pickle...Hope it goes great for you and Mr.P...love ya sis...Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

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  54. LOL! That is the funniest thing, Shelia. I wonder if they have any in John's size, LOL! Thanks for the laugh. GL on the garage sale..Christine

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  55. Oh Miss Shelia, you tickled that funny bone today!
    I agree with Jeanne, together with love, lovely friends, and the Lord in our lives, laughter is the best medicine for staying strong and happy. LOL Yes I am still laughing!
    You gave me a new idea for Valentines day! I alway make something for Mr b to surprise (shock) him and make him smile!

    Good luck...We are doing the same with my mom and with my husbands dad. Whew it makes me want to start cleaning out right now!:)

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  56. OH Shelia; that is just too funny; lol giggle,,, hehe haha lol;;; my butt off... I wonder if any has ever bought one.... have a great weekend and good luck with your garage sale... and we could NEVER forget you dear one.... :)

    Hugs;

    Alaura

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  57. That is dog gone hilarious!

    Many Blessings and Happy Fall!
    ~Melissa :)

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  58. Oh Sheila!! This was hysterical!!
    I loved it and I think everyone else loved it too! Weall adore our Sheila!! Always!!

    Love,
    Sue

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  59. Well winter is coming after all.
    Tooooo funny!

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  60. Oh how funny Shelia! If you had bought that I feel sure it would end up in your yard sale!!!
    Best wishes with the yard sale and give your Mom a hug from me.

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I'm so pleased you would come to see me and so please leave me a comment and I'll do my very best to respond back to you. Be a sweetie...Shelia :)