Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Divas!!

Beautiful Divas!

Hello, Dear Ones! I have to apologize for being so behind on posting my Divas! You know life has a way of throwing a wet towel on the floor in front of you and then you slip down and I suppose that's what's happened...

We interrupt this post to bring you the latest breaking news of Blogland, Most Scratching Your Heads Ones! Oh, don't be alarmed, everything is under control! But we're here to bring you the happenings of Blogland and Most Blogged Ones, Bathrooms are still being invaded! Yes, they are!
We'll now turn this report over to the Diva of Bathrooms...Shelia.

I haven't stepped up to the throne in some time, Most Precious Ones and it's now time to check out these lovely ones who have invaded Bathrooms all across Blogland! Now I haven't lost my touch, Most Wondering Ones, so I'll get right down to my Bathroom business! I just love to say that!

Okay, what have we here? The Most Gorgeous One snapping with a teeny tiny flash happening. Is she an impostor? Well, I'm the one, the certified Bathroom one to tell you just that! I see a head with the most gorgeous of locks filled with Bathroom highlights ~ now that's a good sign! Oh and see how she is most fashionably dressed? Check! I see two gorgeous peepers! Check again, Most Penciled Ones.
This Most Gorgeous One has the most creaminess of complexions! Yes, she does, Most Pond's Cold Creamed Ones! I see the most slenderness of arms with dainty creamy fingers attached holding a CAMERA! Yes, yes, Most Jumping Up and Down Ones! We have another truly remarkable Bathroom Diva! Who could this Most Gorgeous One be? Let's see, I know...it's our own Barb from Bella Vista! Welcome to Bathroomdom dear Diva!

Okay, I, the Diva of all Bathroom Divas must do my Bathroom business now! Yes, I must! Please, Most Helpful Ones, hand me my golden toilet brush, my robe and my Bathroom Diva crown. Thank you! Okay, would you please stand before me, Barb? Oh, Dear One, I must congratulate you on the feat you have just accomplished! Many have tried and failed, but you, Dear Barb, have achieved! You have snapped where most would only dream of snapping - the Bathroom! Now, Barb, I am about to bestow upon you the most sought after, desired and cherished title in all of the Land of Blog! You are now a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and shall be one for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Go now Diva and spread your Bathroom goodness all over the world and especially the Land of Blog!

Oh, this does a body good! I just love my job! What?

Wait, my Bathroom job is not over yet! I see another Most Gorgeous One and yes, yes, she's snapping! She looks a little familiar...wait a minute...
Oh, Most Remembering Ones, this is a returning Diva! This Most Gorgeous One has graced Bathrooms before in all of her Bathroom Divaship Gloriness! Oh, Most Happy Days Ones! We're in Bathroom Heaven. This is our own Jill at Jill's Believe It or Not.
Welcome again Diva Jill!
Oh, I'm in Hog Heaven, um, I mean Bathroom Heaven! We have another Bathroom invasion, Most Wide Eyed Ones! Let me check this Most Gorgeous One out! Now she isn't facing the mirror, but I think we can make an exception because I see Bathroom Diva written all over her face! The most creamyness of complexsions, two peepers shining like moonglow, tied back with a pink bow are locks just filled with bathroom highlights and oh, this Most Gorgeous One is so fashionaly attired. I see the most slender arms with dainty creamy fingers attatched...but not to a camera! Seems this Most Gorgeous Ones fingers are attatched to each other! But the smile...just look at those pearly whites! Yes, my Dear Are You Sure Ones! We have another Diva! Who could this be? Why, it's our very own Miss Janice at Etiquette With Miss Janice. She is dressed so smartly in her Lilly outfit and someone suggested she go into the Bathroom because her outfit looked like the wallpaper! Now that's a Bathroom Diva if I've ever seen one!

Okay, Miss Janice, would you please come and stand before me? You are one of the chosen, one of the elite, one of the most alluring and brave ladies in the Land of Blog (even if you didn't snap yourself :). I whole heartedly bestow upon you the title Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapper. You will be one now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go in all of your Lillyness and show the world your Bathroom skills!

Oh, I'm just about to cry out of my tiny eyes! But wait! What? There's been another Bathroom invasion? I don't know if my tiny heart can take the joy of this moment. But I'll do my best to do my Bathroom business...
Oh, what a Most Gorgeous and a tad bit fuzzy One! But I can see beyond the fuzzy! Yes, I can, because I am the Queen of all the Divas!
Here is the Most Gorgeous One again. Let's see...hey, I think I know this Most Precious Slightly Fuzzy One.

Oh, The Gorgeousness of this one! She's not fooling me! This is a returning Bathroom Diva! This is our very own Raxx at Raxx-A Day In The Life! Hi Raxx! Can you tell where she is? She's on a cruise ship as she is working at her most important job! Thank you, Dearest, for resnapping! Just look at that "I'm all important" on her face! Don't you just love it, Bathroomed Ones?

Now, if you're not familiar with the Bathroom snapping procedure and you're wondering what all this Bathroom business is all about, sit down, Most Wrinkled Foreheads Ones, and I will tell you all about it!

You see, I, the Diva of all Bathroom Divas, have always snapped a picture of myself in bathroom mirrors all across this land for as long as I can remember! Don't ask me why I started doing this because I just don't know! Something must have called my name and I just snapped! :)

Anyway, in one of my most marvelous posts one day I just happened to add a picture of me snapping! People were amazed at my talent and frankly just had a fit! So I thought since everyone was intrigued with my most creative snap, or maybe some were just appalled, I'd start a club, so to speak - thus the Daring Darling Bathroom Snapping Divas was born.

My challenge was to run, don't walk to a bathroom nearest you and be brave and snap a picture of yourself and then let me know! Oh, Most Obedient Ones, I had snaps coming at me right and left from the Bathrooms all over Blogland! It was marvelous, it was thrilling, it was wonderful Bathroom Business!

I got so excited and even made a special little button that the snapped Diva could take back to her blog and show all of the world her Bathroom greatness!

So, see? You can do it too! We have so many Divas now. And you just don't have to snap once. You can be like the Lovely Returning Jill and the Lovely Returning Raxx above and snap as many times as you want to. You know practice makes perfect!

If you haven't snapped for me, please do! It's the most fun you'll ever have! I promise! You can even pull others down, um, I mean you can even pull others in with you to snap. Now if you're up to taking my challenge, just snap in a bathroom, post it on your blog and come and tell me! I will bring you here to my blog and will puff you up and celebrate your Bathromm Divaship charms to all the world! Oh, please help me out! We need more Divas!

Snap on!
This has been a paid Bathroom announcement!

Be a bunch of sweeties,
Shelia ;)

I'll spare you a little Note Song today! Naw, here goes one...

Taking Care of Busnines (I can't help myself ;)

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive