Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Divas!!

Beautiful Divas!

Hello, Dear Ones! I have to apologize for being so behind on posting my Divas! You know life has a way of throwing a wet towel on the floor in front of you and then you slip down and I suppose that's what's happened...

We interrupt this post to bring you the latest breaking news of Blogland, Most Scratching Your Heads Ones! Oh, don't be alarmed, everything is under control! But we're here to bring you the happenings of Blogland and Most Blogged Ones, Bathrooms are still being invaded! Yes, they are!
We'll now turn this report over to the Diva of Bathrooms...Shelia.

I haven't stepped up to the throne in some time, Most Precious Ones and it's now time to check out these lovely ones who have invaded Bathrooms all across Blogland! Now I haven't lost my touch, Most Wondering Ones, so I'll get right down to my Bathroom business! I just love to say that!

Okay, what have we here? The Most Gorgeous One snapping with a teeny tiny flash happening. Is she an impostor? Well, I'm the one, the certified Bathroom one to tell you just that! I see a head with the most gorgeous of locks filled with Bathroom highlights ~ now that's a good sign! Oh and see how she is most fashionably dressed? Check! I see two gorgeous peepers! Check again, Most Penciled Ones.
This Most Gorgeous One has the most creaminess of complexions! Yes, she does, Most Pond's Cold Creamed Ones! I see the most slenderness of arms with dainty creamy fingers attached holding a CAMERA! Yes, yes, Most Jumping Up and Down Ones! We have another truly remarkable Bathroom Diva! Who could this Most Gorgeous One be? Let's see, I know...it's our own Barb from Bella Vista! Welcome to Bathroomdom dear Diva!

Okay, I, the Diva of all Bathroom Divas must do my Bathroom business now! Yes, I must! Please, Most Helpful Ones, hand me my golden toilet brush, my robe and my Bathroom Diva crown. Thank you! Okay, would you please stand before me, Barb? Oh, Dear One, I must congratulate you on the feat you have just accomplished! Many have tried and failed, but you, Dear Barb, have achieved! You have snapped where most would only dream of snapping - the Bathroom! Now, Barb, I am about to bestow upon you the most sought after, desired and cherished title in all of the Land of Blog! You are now a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and shall be one for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Go now Diva and spread your Bathroom goodness all over the world and especially the Land of Blog!

Oh, this does a body good! I just love my job! What?

Wait, my Bathroom job is not over yet! I see another Most Gorgeous One and yes, yes, she's snapping! She looks a little familiar...wait a minute...
Oh, Most Remembering Ones, this is a returning Diva! This Most Gorgeous One has graced Bathrooms before in all of her Bathroom Divaship Gloriness! Oh, Most Happy Days Ones! We're in Bathroom Heaven. This is our own Jill at Jill's Believe It or Not.
Welcome again Diva Jill!
Oh, I'm in Hog Heaven, um, I mean Bathroom Heaven! We have another Bathroom invasion, Most Wide Eyed Ones! Let me check this Most Gorgeous One out! Now she isn't facing the mirror, but I think we can make an exception because I see Bathroom Diva written all over her face! The most creamyness of complexsions, two peepers shining like moonglow, tied back with a pink bow are locks just filled with bathroom highlights and oh, this Most Gorgeous One is so fashionaly attired. I see the most slender arms with dainty creamy fingers attatched...but not to a camera! Seems this Most Gorgeous Ones fingers are attatched to each other! But the smile...just look at those pearly whites! Yes, my Dear Are You Sure Ones! We have another Diva! Who could this be? Why, it's our very own Miss Janice at Etiquette With Miss Janice. She is dressed so smartly in her Lilly outfit and someone suggested she go into the Bathroom because her outfit looked like the wallpaper! Now that's a Bathroom Diva if I've ever seen one!

Okay, Miss Janice, would you please come and stand before me? You are one of the chosen, one of the elite, one of the most alluring and brave ladies in the Land of Blog (even if you didn't snap yourself :). I whole heartedly bestow upon you the title Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapper. You will be one now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go in all of your Lillyness and show the world your Bathroom skills!

Oh, I'm just about to cry out of my tiny eyes! But wait! What? There's been another Bathroom invasion? I don't know if my tiny heart can take the joy of this moment. But I'll do my best to do my Bathroom business...
Oh, what a Most Gorgeous and a tad bit fuzzy One! But I can see beyond the fuzzy! Yes, I can, because I am the Queen of all the Divas!
Here is the Most Gorgeous One again. Let's see...hey, I think I know this Most Precious Slightly Fuzzy One.

Oh, The Gorgeousness of this one! She's not fooling me! This is a returning Bathroom Diva! This is our very own Raxx at Raxx-A Day In The Life! Hi Raxx! Can you tell where she is? She's on a cruise ship as she is working at her most important job! Thank you, Dearest, for resnapping! Just look at that "I'm all important" on her face! Don't you just love it, Bathroomed Ones?

Now, if you're not familiar with the Bathroom snapping procedure and you're wondering what all this Bathroom business is all about, sit down, Most Wrinkled Foreheads Ones, and I will tell you all about it!

You see, I, the Diva of all Bathroom Divas, have always snapped a picture of myself in bathroom mirrors all across this land for as long as I can remember! Don't ask me why I started doing this because I just don't know! Something must have called my name and I just snapped! :)

Anyway, in one of my most marvelous posts one day I just happened to add a picture of me snapping! People were amazed at my talent and frankly just had a fit! So I thought since everyone was intrigued with my most creative snap, or maybe some were just appalled, I'd start a club, so to speak - thus the Daring Darling Bathroom Snapping Divas was born.

My challenge was to run, don't walk to a bathroom nearest you and be brave and snap a picture of yourself and then let me know! Oh, Most Obedient Ones, I had snaps coming at me right and left from the Bathrooms all over Blogland! It was marvelous, it was thrilling, it was wonderful Bathroom Business!

I got so excited and even made a special little button that the snapped Diva could take back to her blog and show all of the world her Bathroom greatness!

So, see? You can do it too! We have so many Divas now. And you just don't have to snap once. You can be like the Lovely Returning Jill and the Lovely Returning Raxx above and snap as many times as you want to. You know practice makes perfect!

If you haven't snapped for me, please do! It's the most fun you'll ever have! I promise! You can even pull others down, um, I mean you can even pull others in with you to snap. Now if you're up to taking my challenge, just snap in a bathroom, post it on your blog and come and tell me! I will bring you here to my blog and will puff you up and celebrate your Bathromm Divaship charms to all the world! Oh, please help me out! We need more Divas!

Snap on!
This has been a paid Bathroom announcement!

Be a bunch of sweeties,
Shelia ;)

I'll spare you a little Note Song today! Naw, here goes one...

Taking Care of Busnines (I can't help myself ;)

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day whoo!
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
~sung by Bachman-Turner Overdrive


28 comments:

  1. Good Morning Shelia
    Oh my I remember the first time you shared this idea with us...it was such a hoot. I wondered whether anyone would have the "nerve" to participate but participate we did...and do...and do...*s*. Fun.
    Now you should have a collage with all the pics...and maybe you have a wall in a guest bathroom to go with the theme???

    have a fun day
    Judi

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  2. Gorgeous Bathroom Beauties, all. I am so very happy to see them here, in all their gloriousness!!

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  3. Shelia you are a hoot! No, two hoots! I am cracking up here!! You posted all three diva shots!

    Thank you for the title once again, oh Diva of Divas!

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  4. You are so having fun with your bathroom snaps...so are we!!
    hugs, bj

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  5. What fun, I love this.


    The Raggedy Girl

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  6. Ohhh...I have not seen bathroom divas in so long!! It must be fun (and tiring :) to live in that fast moving brain of yours!! Thanks for a fun post!

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  7. A big "hello!" to all the new/and returning bathroom divas!!!

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  8. What a fun post. Loved all the pics. Hugs, Marty

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  9. Darling Shelia, you certainly make me smile....openly and with my heart. Thank you for allowing me to be one of your Divas.

    You are absolutely the best, my sweet.

    Hugs, Barb

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  10. Dear MissS...

    I think you might be missing your calling! I'm thinkin' about calling the Jayster or maybe that Letterman-dude and telling him all about you.

    Do those shows pay money for comedians? You might be able to land a gig on one of their programs and earn some extra cash!

    Truthfully...you are hilarious. I'd pay to see you in person! *wink*

    Love, Rebecca

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  11. When we went on our trip to the island I was in the bathroom and started to take a photo till I saw how awful my hair was. Next time I will do one. hehe Kathy

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  12. Hi Shelia!!

    I'm finally here to visit... I've been away and now I'm trying to catch up. I hope you had the most wonderful of Mother's Days ever!!

    Your bathroom Divas are all glorious! I still have my Diva badge on my blog and I'm proud to have it there ;)

    (((hugs)))
    rue

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  13. Hi Sheila
    I am new to Bathroom Divas and I LOVE it. What a fun idea you had.
    I really enjoyed seeing all todays divas in their gorgeous bathrooms.
    Lindsay
    x

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  14. Oh my! I am beginning to understand the greatness of the presentation you did on Mary's bathrooms! I am SO indebted to you Shiela. I thought the entire bathroom had to be featured. I am feeling kind of silly! Silly but overjoyed that you gave them so much of, not just your time..but space on your blog!!! I am learning all the time. I most humbly thank you once again.
    You can..enter...TWICE? You mean to say...I can enter another bathroom? Ok..now..is all I have to do is take a picture of myself in the mirror??? AND I PILED ALL THOSE PICTURE UPON YOU!! Oh..my sweet, patient, wonderful bloggy friend! Thank you!!! Hugs!! Yes, and a kiss for being so loving!!!
    Mona

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  15. You are too, too funny Sheila!

    I'm scratching my head at whatever possessed you to snap a pic of yorself in the bathroom mirror in the first place....what a hoot is right!

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  16. Hey Pickle!!!! Love seeing all the beautiful Bathroom Divas! Oh that gift from Martha was fantastic....what treasures and what a treasure she is for sending you such a sweet gift! Loved the adventures with Stella! lol lol I do hope you had a glorious Mother's Day weekend dear friend and that you have an even greater week! love ya girl!~♥~

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  17. What a bevy of bathroom beauties! There is no end to the Divas! We just can't pass up a good bathroom mirror thanks to your Sweetness!
    Keep snappin'!

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  18. Cute to see all the Divas all dolled up in the bathrooms. Thanks for visiting my cake/diet post today and do not eat those peanut butter cookies all at once but eat them only in your dreams:)
    Joyce

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  19. Cute to see all the Divas all dolled up in the bathrooms. Thanks for visiting my cake/diet post today and do not eat those peanut butter cookies all at once but eat them only in your dreams:)
    Joyce

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  20. Your blog is very nice. It's a good thing despite of your busy schedule you still manage to have time to write.

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  21. Helloooooooo! What wonderful B. Divas you have added to your ranks! The number of brave bathroom babes is growing!!!

    Tah! Tah! to Stella. She'll NEVER be the same after spending such a fun,fun time at YOUR house. Oh, the tattoo looks great!! She'll be the toast of the town when she returns to England!

    I LOVED that photo of you and your mom!! You are two swell looking chicks!

    Hope your week is going well! Dana

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  22. Lord have mercy...you are too funny!

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  23. LOL at the song choice, girl! And yes, they are a bunch of gorgeous Divas! But let's tell Jill not to EVER wear a lime green shirt and take a pic in a bright yellow bathroom, ever again!

    Justiney :o )

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  24. Morning Shelia~

    What beautiful bathroom DIVAS!

    Hugs~ J

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  25. Hi Shelia
    I almost for got about this pic!
    I am glad I stopped by I needed a smile!
    Boy oh boy those colors of the wall and my shirt.. I look like I am a big lemon...! LOL

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  26. I just love it whenever someone new becomes one of the crapper snappers! They are in great company! (Myself included.) This is just such a fun and silly thing to do...right up my alley!

    Kady

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I'm so pleased you would come to see me and so please leave me a comment and I'll do my very best to respond back to you. Be a sweetie...Shelia :)