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Now, I, the Queen of the Bathroom Divas, will never let you down, Most Shaking Your Heads Ones! Bathroom business is my job and I will fight for all the true Divas out there. Enough of this rambling ~on with the important stuff, my Bathroom business!




Okay, okay...let me calm down a minute. You see I'm a bit nervous. After all, this is THE JONI! Oh, please, Most Helpful Ones, this calls for my crown and my robe! Thank you! Oh, my goodness! Where is my toilet brush. No no, not that one! My golden one! Whew, I don't want to embarrass myself. Does my hair look okay, my lipstick ~ what? I don't have any on? Well, PLEASE, somebody help me! This is important stuff I'm doing here! My mike was on? Oh, um, well, um...just as long as you're not taping this.
Ahem! Okay, I'm ready. Joni would you please stand and join me? I want you to know, Joni, you have entered into a realm where only a few true genuine souls have trod. Not everyone has the nerve to step up to a mirror in a bathroom and snap! But you, Dear One, have stepped over that line into Bathroom Divaness and I, along with our huge following, are so very proud of you!
Joni,I am about to crown you with a title that is ever so sought after but only the few and the brave ever receive! People will desire your title, some won't understand your title, but we know the sacrifice it takes to hold this title and become a true Bathroom Diva! Woo Hooness, oh, I must settle down. I do get too excited about this Bathroom business. Joni, I now bestow upon you the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva. You are one now and shall be one forever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go as you decorate the interiors of this great land and snap on, Dear One, snap on!
It does my heart so much good to know we have an ever Most Famous Wonderful One join us Divas! Now, if you're wondering can I be a Diva too? The answer is yes, if y

If you snap in a bathroom, please post it on your blog or email me your picture. I will come and retrieve you and bring you here and crown you and lift you up higher than an eagle to Bathroom status! Then please take our most wonderful Bathroom Diva logo (which I have made with my own dainty fingers) and put it on your blog for all of the Land of Blog to see! Now, one last word from me, Dear Ones...snap on, Divas, snap on!
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Wasn't that exciting, Dear Ones? Now it's Thursday, and we all know what we do on Thursday! We show our tables with all of our dishes! We thank our Diva of Tablescapes, Dear Susan at Between Naps on the Porch for hosting this most wonderful day! Please go to see Dear Susan and you'll be able to visit other Disaholics today and maybe you'll join us next week! Just click on the TT logo and it will take you there!
Be sure to go and visit the Most Wonderful Tablescape Diva, Susan!
Be a bunch of sweeties,
Shelia ;)
I'll leave you with a little Note Song~
That Old Black Magic
That old black magic has me in it's spell,
That old black magic that you weave so well.
Those icy fingers up and down my spine,
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine,
The same old tingle that I feel inside,
And then that elevator starts it's ride,
And, baby, down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
Like a leaf that's caught in a tide.
I shoud stay away but what can I do?
A hear your name and I'm a flame,
A flame with such a burning desire,
That only your kiss can put out the fire,
For you're the lover that I have waited for,
The mate that Fate had me created for.
And every time your lips meet mine, darling,
Down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in,
Under that old black magic called love!
~sung by Ella Fitzgerald
That old black magic that you weave so well.
Those icy fingers up and down my spine,
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine,
The same old tingle that I feel inside,
And then that elevator starts it's ride,
And, baby, down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
Like a leaf that's caught in a tide.
I shoud stay away but what can I do?
A hear your name and I'm a flame,
A flame with such a burning desire,
That only your kiss can put out the fire,
For you're the lover that I have waited for,
The mate that Fate had me created for.
And every time your lips meet mine, darling,
Down and down I go,
Round and round I go,
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in,
Under that old black magic called love!
~sung by Ella Fitzgerald
