Friday, February 6, 2009

Tea and Toast and Two Unexpected Divas

Hello, Dear Sweet Ones! How I've missed you all! I'm addicted to you and to blogging and just couldn't stay away any longer. I so very much appreciate all your sweet comments and prayers and now I feel much more refreshed and Mother is getting better! Life is good! May God richly bless you all! :)
So I'm up this morning to share a cup of tea with you. I love mine with milk and a couple packs of Splenda! Oh, it smells as good as it tastes! Oh, joyness!
Crispy toast spread with fake butter! Wait a minute - did you take a bite of my toast?

You are all my sweeties,
Shelia :)

I'll leave you with a little Note Song~

Toast and Marmalade for Tea

Toast and marmalade for tea
Sailing ships upon the sea
Aren't lovlier than you
Or the games I see you play

You're more lovely than the day
When the sun is in your eyes
I see through your disguise
Or the games I see you play
~sung by Tin Tin

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Attention! Attention!! We must interrupt the end of this post to bring you the newest and latest breaking news! You all know I have taken a short break from blogging and in my absence Bathroom business has been going on! Oh, Can't Believe It's Happened Again Ones, yes! Now sit down and let me give you the lasted scoop!

What have we here? Oh, look, do I see a Most Nekked (Texan for naked) One? Yes, Can't Believe Your Peepers Ones, this is a nekked one in the tub. If you have little ones around you may want to cover their little eyes! This most beautiful bubbled up one was spotted by our lovely Diva Lorrie at http://theviewfrommydoor.blogspot.com/ who just happened to have her camera and snapped at the perfect moment! I must get down to my Bathroom business to tell if she is genuine. Okay, I do see the creamiest complexion, hair filled with bathroom highlights, unfortunately she is not clad at all, but look at those long slender legs! Oh yes, Most Giggling Ones, we have a Bathroom Diva in the buff! But Dearest Ones, she is so special! Somehow she is able to make her bubbles in the tub light up! Oh, Samantha, move over! Or are these fireflies? I guess it doesn't matter because this Tub Lady is joining our elite pack of Divas!

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Here we go again, Surely Amazed Ones! Look what I see!! This is our lovely Diva Dana at http://thestonerabbit.typepad.com/the_stone_rabbit/ and she has been joined by some tiny itty bitty beautiful one! Oh, I am getting Bathroom visions, Seeing Into The Past Ones, of a tiny beautiful little one who has such special powers to transform, clean, cook, just do anything that is needed with a wave of her itty bitty dainty arms!

Look! She has even transformed our most gorgeous Dana into Workout Dana! Oh, yes! I see, if I squint realy hard, the most creamiest of complexions, locks filled with bathroom highlights, dressed to perfection in a little pink fairy dress, the most gorgeous teeny tiny little smile. Oh, Thinking This Is Barbie But It's Not Ones, this is a real Bathroom Diva!! Oh, it's coming to me now - let me consentrate - um, let's see, um, Eureka!! I have it! This is the Little Pink Fairy who has come to Dana's house to work her magic! Welcome, little magical one to Divaland.

I am so thrilled, being the Queen of Divas that I am, that Bathroom business goes on and on even in my absence! Okay, time to crown!

Please, Most Helpful Ones, hand me my golden toilet brush.
What? No, I've never used the golden toilet brush before! It's perfectly sparkling clean. Shh...

Please stand before me Almost Diva Ones. Whoops, Tub Lady, really, here's a towel! Alright...Tub Lady and Little Pink Fairy you are about to be given a title that will follow you your entire life! Others want it - they can't have it. Some achieve, some don't. But you have won the Bathroom race and are now a part of the Diva pack! I bestow upon you the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. You are one now and will be for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go and create Bathroom magic in your worlds! Snap on, Darling Divas, snap on!

My life is so complete now!