Hello people! My name is Chloe Dawn. I've gotten up very early this morning so I could get on my Mommy's puter. She's still asleep and I must be very quiet. I know this is Pink Saturday because my Mommy has let me show you some of my Pink things before.
Can we talk? I have a problem...
My little doggie feelings are so hurt! My Mommy doesn't love me anymore. My Grandma is living with us. She fell and got busted up and my Mommy spends so much time with her and not me! I love my Grandma, but I don't like how my Mommy is treating me.
If my Mommy really loved me, she would buy me this cute Pink doggie house. I've never had a doggie house before. But I would live in it if I had this Pink one!
If my Mommy really loved me, she would buy me these Pink food and water bowls. I know, I have bowls now and Mommy keeps them clean, but they're not Pink! If she really loved me they'd be Pink!
If my Mommy really loved me, she would let me eat all of the Pink snacks I wanted to! She only gives me one when I go outside to be a good girl.
If my Mommy really loved me, she would buy me Pink pearls to wear when I go out! Now Mommy wears pearls when she goes out, but she doesn't go into the backyard...wonder where she goes? Well, I would go there too if I had Pink pearls.
If Mommy really loved me, she would buy me this precious Pink baby. I love babies! I have a lot, but I would love to have this Pink one! She'd buy it for me if she really loved me.
If my Mommy really loved me, she would buy me this cute little Pink bone to wear on my collar and I would make ding dong sounds when I walked by. Hey, I don't wear a collor! But I would if I had this Pink bone with all the jewels in it.
If my Mommy really loved me, she would buy me these Pink sneakers to put on my tiny little feet. I'm sure I could jump higher and run faster if I had these Pink sneakers. I'm not sure I could tie the laces though. Well, Mommy would, if she really loved me.
If my Mommy really loved me, she would let me be a Bathroom Diva! She says I'm too little. But if she really loved me she would let me snap! Well, she'd have to snap, but I would smile.
Uh oh...Mommy is coming down the stairs. I must pretend I don't see her. I won't even look at her because she doesn't really love me.
Wait a minute! Look what she's doing! She's putting some cheese on my doggie food! She loves me! She loves me! Good morning, Mommy! She's kissing me! She loves me! She really loves me!
Okay, please don't tell my Mommy that I got on her puter. Please don't tell on me. I'm usually a very good girl. But I did bring some toys to show you. Which one is Pink?