Attention! Attention!! We must interrupt this post to bring you the most amazing news, Tired From Christmasing Ones. We have been notified we have had more bathroom invasions during the Christmas holidays! Can you believe it? Well, Big Round Eyed Ones, I certainly can!
Let me get into my Bathroom Divaship role. Just a second while I find my toilet brush! Have you seen it, Most Helpful Ones? Now where did I put it? Hmmmm...wait a minute! I don't need it!
Most Astounded Ones, do you see what I see? That's a song and I would gladly sing it for you, but I must get about my Bathroom Business! Do my most gorgeous peepers deceive me? Am I gazing upon the most jolly fat one, the belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly, the one who knows when I am sleeping and knows when I'm awake! Yes, yes, Marveling Ones, it's Santa Claus!! Now in this case, Dearest Good Little Ones, I do not need to investigate nor verify! There is only one Santa and this is He!! or is it Him? Oh, Pulling Out the Dictionary Ones, it's doesn't matter! Santa is now a Bathroom Diva! Now I just wonder whose Bathroom he snapped in? We all love him so, don't we? He loves me, too, Don't Be Surprised Ones, he came to see me!
Oh, my heart is skipping beats! I'm just so thrilled. Wait...what have we here? Another bathroom has been invaded, Close Your Mouths Ones! Just look at this gorgeous One! Okay, I will check to see if this pretty one is an impostor. I see the most creaminess of complexions, gorgeous twinkling eyes, one so fashionably dressed. Now her hair looks different from most...oh, I see - this is a little cap on her precious little head and now I can see the most lovely little strands of blondness just filled with bathroom highlights. Lovely slender arms with dainty hands and the creamiest of little fingers attached to a camera! Yes, Awaiting Ones, we have another Bathroom Diva! Who is the lovely one? Why, this is Miranda, niece of our own Carol at http://charliandme.blogspot.com/. Welcome, Miranda to the pack of Divas.
Does it get any better than this? We have another bathroom invasion. Most Darling Ones, look! This bathroom is fully packed with a total vision of loveliness! Oh, but looks can be deceiving, Scratching Your Heads Ones, I really must get to my Bathroom business. Oh, there is my toilet brush! Okay, let's see what we have here...
I see four of the most gorgeous ladies! They all have the creamiest of complexions, the pearliest of whiteness, dressed in the most festive of attire, and locks - just look at their gorgeous locks completely filled with bathroom highlights. I can see six eyes and two halves of eyes sparkling with goodness! I see Santa has even asked three of these lovely ones to wear his hats! Now I can't see any arms or hands or a camera, but I know these special ones are just filled to the brim with magic! Thats's it! Oh most startled Ones, we do have honest to goodness Bathroom Divas here. Who is this pack of lovelies? Let's see...this is our own Bathroom Diva Chris at http://chrisscorner-chris.blogspot.com/ and she has brought her most gorgeous daughters with her! Hallelujah! We have a family of Bathroom Divas. Look at Chris' daughters - they all have their mothers most gorgeous smile! Oh, I'm just thrilled to death.
Okay, please put my robe upon my shoulders, thank you, Most Assisting Ones. Okay, I'm ready - Miranda, Chris and lovely daughters, and our most beloved Santa Claus I am about to crown you with the most desired and coveted title in the Land of Blog. Because of your bravery and courage all over the country, you will be known for your Bathroom deeds. I now bestow upon you the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. You shall be one now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Go, my beauties and continue to snap snap away in bathrooms across America. Oh, Most Happy Ones, my Bathroom business is over for today but there will be more snapping going on, I'm sure of it!
Be a bunch of sweeties,
I'll leave you with a little Note Song~
You ask me why I'm always teasing you
You hate to have me call you Pretty Baby
I really thought that I was pleasing you
For you're just a baby to me
Your cunning little dimples and your baby stare
Your baby talk and baby walk and curly hair
Your baby smile
Makes life worthwhile
You're just as sweet as you can be
Your mother said you were the cutest kid
No wonder, Dearie, that I'm wild about you
And all the cunning things you said and did
Why, I love to fondly recall
And just like Peter Pan it seems you'll always be
The same sweet cunning little baby dear to me
And that is why
I'm sure that I
Will always love you best of all
Everybody loves a baby that's why I'm in love with you
Pretty baby, pretty baby
And I'd like to be your sister, brother, dad and mother too
Pretty baby, pretty baby
Won't you come and let me rock you in my cradle of love
And we'll cuddle all the time
Oh, I want a lovin' baby, and it might as well be you
Pretty baby of mine
~sung by Billy Murray