My dearest Bathroom Ones!! I am so proud, so honored, so thrilled from the top of my most gorgeous head to the bottoms of my tiny soft feet that you continue to run into bathrooms all over the world and snap snap snap!! You are among the elite! You are among the adventurers! You are among the most gorgeous ones!! You are the Queens of the Bathroom!!
Oh, my, as I stand here gushing with Bathroom pride, I'm handed a news bulletin!!
Attention! Attention!! All most elegant ears please hear this!
There has been another Bathroom sighting! No, no, not just a sighting, but a complete Bathroom door breakdown!! Now this is very serious, oh noncriminal Ones!!
There has been not one bathroom snapper, but an entire troop! That's right, dear Amazed Ones!! A troop of bathroom snappers. Oh, this could be very dangerous if it's a troop of impostors!
Well, here I go...I must get down to my Bathroom business and investigate to see if this troop is for real or I may just have to shake my toilet brush and shoo this bunch away!!
Okay, let's see now...
I surely see four lovely ones here, don't you, 20/20 Visioned Ones? Oh, my! Look at all the gorgeous locks of blond hair just filled to the brim with bathroom highlights! Would you please hand me my sunglasses? Thank you, that's better.
I see four faces - not just beautiful lovely faces but faces that are the utmost of peachy and creamyness of complexions. Also I see eight sparkling moon kissed eyes, four sets of the pearliest of whiteness, bodies draped in the most en vogue of apparel and dripping with jewels!! I see two slender arms with the most daintiness of fingers attached to a CAMERA!! Yes, yes, Amazed Ones, we have four more Divas! Hallelujah!!
Now wait a minute, do we know these most gorgeous ones? Yes, it's our own Dana from http://thestonerabbit.typepad.com/ and her Monday Morning Breakfast Group - there's Patty, Laura and Mary Ann. Okay, beautiful Ones, stand up straight, heads back and soak in the wonder you're about to feel!! I am about to bestow upon you the most coveted title in all the world. What? My slip is showing? I don't wear slips. Oops...my mike was on? Ahem...Beautiful Ones I now crown you with the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. You may join the ranks of the other Bathroom Ones and you shall be Divas now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never!! Go and make Bathrooms proud all over this world!!
No no, don't go Almost Leaving Ones!! Look! We have two more Divas who've just popped their heads up from behind the stall doors. What were they doing in there? Dana!! Look! It's Beth and Mary! You just thought they weren't with you but they have surprised us all and were here all along! Okay, most secretive ones...I also crown you as Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas. Now come out from behind those doors and show the world your Divaness!!
What's this? Another one? Oh, my beating heart! Look!! I don't even have to examine this precious One because I know this little one is the real thing! We have our own precious Stone Rabbit who is Dana's side kick. Oh, little Stoney One, I now crown you as a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva!! You will be one now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never!! Now go my little One and make your yard friends so envious of your Bathroom title
Oh, Almost Worn Out Ones, I'm exhausted! Bathroom Business can be very trying at times. But I will never let you down, My Divas! I will always be here waiting and snapping and waiting for you to snap! Remember, if you would love to be a part of our most special group of Bathroomers, just run to your nearest bathroom, take your camera and snap snap snap. Come and let me know. I will then go and get you and crown you with your title for all to see!! Oh, Bathroom life is the life for me!! Snap on, Darling Divas! Snap on!!