Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Oh, My Goodness! Edra's Been Falling Around!

Attention! Attention!! Oh, we must interrupt this post today, Dear Ones! We have another Bathroom Snapper! Can you believe we must stop our daily broadcasting post to show you these invasions? Well, Dear questioning Ones, we will interrupt these postings till the cows come home if we must! Now on with my bathroom business...What do we have here? I think I see a wee Wonderful One! Yes, my gorgeous eagle blueness of eyes have spied a small creature, much smaller than our other bathroom invaders. Well, that's ok! I must be sure so I will start my inspection!
Oh, do you see what I see ~ the most peaches and creamyness of complexions! Just perfection! I think I'm seeing longness of hair hanging down beneath, pardon me most prudent Ones, a handtowel? I know there are dreamy little eyes hiding behind those movie star sunglasses! Oh, and does this tiny one clean? Do you think we could hire her to comet up all the bathrooms after they have been attacked? Naw, I think she just might be underage. Okay, let me get back to my Divaship...the sweetest delicate little arms dripping with jewels and look ~ the creamiest little dainty fingers grasping a CAMERA!! Yes, Dear Bloglandians! We have another Bathroom Snapper!! Hooray! Hoorah!
Do we know this most mysterious little one? There's a strong resemblence to, oh, yes!! This is our Mikayla, daughter of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva Justine at http://justines-cafe.blogspot.com/. This little cutie has sneaked into the bathroom with Mommy's camera and snapped away! Oh, we commend you, small one! Okay, yes, yes, I know she's eleven years old and she is just so precious...! Ahem...dear Mikayla, I am about to give you a title that will stay with you the rest of your life! This is the most sought after title in the world and no one, I mean no one can ever take it from you. Mikayla, I now bestow upon you the title of Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and you will be one now and for ever and ever and until the twelfth of never! Now go,Tiny Diva and conquer all the bathrooms you want to! You have the Snapping Power! Snap on, Divas, snap on!!


Dear Ones, do you remember meeting Edra a while back? Well, let me tell you something...she has been Falling around! Can you believe it?
I painted her red and just look at her! She is a Fallen woman!


See? I told you so...she has pumpkins on her lap!





Look inside of her cabinet, there are more pumpkins. Don't let her fool you...these came from The Dollar Tree!


Edra has been Falling around with The Dollar Tree pumkins! What will the neighbors say?


She has even let a little birdie nest inside of her cabinet by the biscuit jar.

On her side shelves she has more birdies and some Fallen leaves! Oh, my goodness!


What can I say? More Fallen leaves and a birdie! I believe she is Falling around in pairs!


Well, I suppose not all is lost! She is wearing some very nice roses in her hair and I do like the platter!


Even though Edra is a Fallen woman, I still love her!


Just look at her in all of her Fallen~ness! Do you blame me?


I'll leave you with a little Note Song ~




Runaround Sue




Here's my story, its sad but true

It's about a girl that I once knew

She took my love then ran around

With every single guy in town

Ah, I should have known it from the very start

This girl will leave me with a broken heart

Now listen people what I'm telling you

A-keep away from-a Runaround Sue

I miss her lips and the smile on her face

The touch of her hair and this girl's warm embrace

So if you don't wanna cry like I do

A-keep away from-a Runaround Sue

Ah, she likes to travel around

She'll love you but she'll put you down

Now people let me put you wise

Sue goes out with other guys

Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows

I fell in love and my love still grows

Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say

Keep away from-a Runaround Sue

She likes to travel around

She'll love you but she'll put you down

Now people let me put you wise

Sue goes out with other guys

Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows

I fell in love and my love still grows

Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say

Keep away from-a Runaround Sue

~ sung by Dion and the Belmonts