Monday, August 25, 2008

Part II of My Trip: Shows and the Electronic Toilet!

Attention! Attention!! We must stop everything this very instant! We have just received word there has been another bathroom invasion! This time this lady was caught red handed in the bathroom, smiling beautifully, giving us a peace sign and camera in hand! Now wait a second, this is non other than the most gorgeousness of ones - Julia at http://julia-juliasjourney.blogspot.com/. We must examine her self portrait closely - look at the way she stands, so ladylike, not a hair out of place, fingers daintily poised in the air, and her camera is tilted just so as to capture all the charm that only a bathroom Diva can possess. Folks, put your hands together and let's welcome Julia into the bathroom! clap clap clap
Now Julia, I bestow upon you the most excellent of titles ~ You have become one of the Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas! Hold your applause, Dear Ones, and let Julia soak up this moment in silence as she basks in the thrill of becoming one of the most fabulous ones in Blogland - a Bathroom Diva!! Snap, Dear Ones, Snap!!

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Another breaking story has just been given to me! Is my lipstick on? Oh, excuse me, I thought my mike was turned off! America, bathrooms are still being invaded as we speak!! Look, another beautiful one has been caught! I know this most beautifulness one too ~ it's Ceekay at http://thinkinofhome.blogspot.com/.

Now you must all listen to the story of this gorgeousness one! Folks, our most beautiful Ceekay was in Las Vegas and unlike most folks who would be flushing their hard earned dollars down the toilet ( that's a great bathroom pun! Did I tell you how clever I am!! ;) or eating fancy meals or going to see famous ones at shows...she wouldn't have any of it! No No No! Not the beautifulness of this charming lovely! She wasn't doing any of those things ~ she was breaking down the doors of all the bathrooms she could find and snapping away! Oh, joy! Oh, the gloriness of these wonderful events! People were looking at her, hopefully these people were ladies, but did that deter our most adorableness one on her mission? Heck no! She pulled out her camera and just snapped away! Now, Dear Ones, you know we must all inspect each participate to see if they really qualify for the bathroom Divaship! Okay, Ceekay is looking mighty beautiful here ~ that hair - just pecfection! that coy smile ~ lovely! her attire - very glamorous! But the main thing ~ that lovely arm lifted up so alluringly with her dainty little fingers attatched to her CAMERA! Congratulations, Ceekay, I now crown you with this most coveted of all titles ~ you are now a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and will be one for ever and ever and ever and until the twelve of never!! Cherish this title, dear Ceekay, and carry it with you proudly as you enter the many bathrooms of this life!!

Now again, Dear Ones, you too can become one of the charming Divas of the bathroom. It is very easy to do ~ I think you can see that! No matter how special you may think you are, nothing compares to being a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva!! Snap on, Dear Ones!!

Divas, don't forget to take our most famous logo and put it on your blog. Remember there is no one like you, dear bathroom ones, you are of the very unique group of specialnesses!! Snap snap snap!


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Hi again, Dear Ones! I hope I'm not boring you with another chapter of my trip? Okay, here's chapter two. When we're in Las Vegas I really enjoy going to the shows. I truly love the Cirque Du Soleil shows and this one was great. It was called 'Le Reve' which means 'The Dream' in French. If you're not familiar with Cirque Du Soleil (Circus of the Sun) it's very hard to explain about these groups. These folks originated from Canada and are just amazing in their feats! You can go online if you'd like more info on them. But this was a dreamy water show!



Now the fun begins! Doesn't everyone know about Cher? I'm really not a huge fan of hers, but did like the old songs that she and Sonny sang. Well, she did not disappoint me at all! She put on a terrific show!


Just look at this woman! She's 62 years old and still looks incredible! I know, I know, she's been chopped up quite a bit - but hey, her chopping looks good!

I took these two shots outside the ticket booth! Do you remember some of her outfits! She is kinda bazaar, but I guess that's a lot of her charm!

Peek - a - boo! I see two boops! I'm sorry, my bad, I know!


Some of her costumes by Bob Mackie! Pretty incredible! Wish I could look like that! If only I were taller some of my fluff would stretch out a bit! ;)

'Member this silly from the old Sonny and Cher Show? Laverne! Well she is still alive and kicking! Just one more thing about Cher's show - she really gave a nice tribute to Sonny. Showing video from their younger days, their TV show and lots of their old songs! I thought that was very nice of her to do! Regardless of her chopped up parts, she was bouncing all over the stage, changes costumes like nobody's business and singing her 62 year old heart out!

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Changing gears...


Hey, cool cats, how do ya like these digs? I mean, Daddiyo, this pad is the cat's meow!

I must explain, we had a reception for about 60 folks in the former suite of Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawfords at the Monte Carlo. These are pictures from the bedroom all retro and stuff. But the most amazing thing was THE TOILET! Yes, little sweethearts, the toilet~

Mr. Precious called for me so loudly to come look at this toilet!! Being the completely submission darling one whom I am ~ I came to see what was up!

Dear Ones! This was an electronic toilet! See Mr. Precious pointing ~ even has the telephone right there for your convenience! Can you believe it? Let me explain...

Look very closely at this key pad...now this is not for the alarm system or the sprinkler system, darlings, this is for the toilet! I believe the little pictures on the buttons are self explanatory. This puppy flushes at the touch of a button! The seat is heated and you can adjust the temperature! But the most fun part of this amazing toilet isssssssssssssssss...it can wash your bottom! That's right, just look at that second and third button ~ you can ever so gently wash your backside with a warm spraying flush of massaging water! Then you can do the same to your front part ~ you decide which end needs washing ~ or heck, just wash them both! Now that you're nice and clean you can press the drying button and you'll save on toilet paper! Isn't this the most amazing thing! I know I'm gonna rush out to somewhere? and get me an electronic toilet! I think it just costs a few thousand dollars!

Technology, don't cha just love it? I guess that ole Cindy, supermodel that she is, just had to have the latest thing to impress her friends! If I were a supermodel I know I'd buy this toilet! ;) Oh, Dear Ones, I'm so sorry to say, I just could not get Mr. Precious to sit on this amazing contraption for anything! I'll bet you're wondering if me, the Diva of the Bathroom sat on this pricey throne? Not on your life!! :)

Lastly, but certainly not least, being the ultimate Bathroom Diva that I am, I just had to snap away while in this fabulous bathroom! I even persuaded my friend, Dixie, to join me. She is not a shy one at all ~ I crown you, Dixie, as a Daring Darling Bathroom Electronic Toilet Bottom Washing Beauty Snapping Diva! I had to throw in just a little more pizazz for her!

Are we not the most gorgeous little things snapping away in all of our bathroom beautifulness!?

I'll leave you with a little Note Song ~

I Got You, Babe

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
I got you to hold my hand
I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let go
I got you to love me so
I got you babe I got you babe
I got you babe I got you babe
~sung by Sonny and Cher