Monday, August 25, 2008

Part II of My Trip: Shows and the Electronic Toilet!

Attention! Attention!! We must stop everything this very instant! We have just received word there has been another bathroom invasion! This time this lady was caught red handed in the bathroom, smiling beautifully, giving us a peace sign and camera in hand! Now wait a second, this is non other than the most gorgeousness of ones - Julia at http://julia-juliasjourney.blogspot.com/. We must examine her self portrait closely - look at the way she stands, so ladylike, not a hair out of place, fingers daintily poised in the air, and her camera is tilted just so as to capture all the charm that only a bathroom Diva can possess. Folks, put your hands together and let's welcome Julia into the bathroom! clap clap clap
Now Julia, I bestow upon you the most excellent of titles ~ You have become one of the Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Divas! Hold your applause, Dear Ones, and let Julia soak up this moment in silence as she basks in the thrill of becoming one of the most fabulous ones in Blogland - a Bathroom Diva!! Snap, Dear Ones, Snap!!

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Another breaking story has just been given to me! Is my lipstick on? Oh, excuse me, I thought my mike was turned off! America, bathrooms are still being invaded as we speak!! Look, another beautiful one has been caught! I know this most beautifulness one too ~ it's Ceekay at http://thinkinofhome.blogspot.com/.

Now you must all listen to the story of this gorgeousness one! Folks, our most beautiful Ceekay was in Las Vegas and unlike most folks who would be flushing their hard earned dollars down the toilet ( that's a great bathroom pun! Did I tell you how clever I am!! ;) or eating fancy meals or going to see famous ones at shows...she wouldn't have any of it! No No No! Not the beautifulness of this charming lovely! She wasn't doing any of those things ~ she was breaking down the doors of all the bathrooms she could find and snapping away! Oh, joy! Oh, the gloriness of these wonderful events! People were looking at her, hopefully these people were ladies, but did that deter our most adorableness one on her mission? Heck no! She pulled out her camera and just snapped away! Now, Dear Ones, you know we must all inspect each participate to see if they really qualify for the bathroom Divaship! Okay, Ceekay is looking mighty beautiful here ~ that hair - just pecfection! that coy smile ~ lovely! her attire - very glamorous! But the main thing ~ that lovely arm lifted up so alluringly with her dainty little fingers attatched to her CAMERA! Congratulations, Ceekay, I now crown you with this most coveted of all titles ~ you are now a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva and will be one for ever and ever and ever and until the twelve of never!! Cherish this title, dear Ceekay, and carry it with you proudly as you enter the many bathrooms of this life!!

Now again, Dear Ones, you too can become one of the charming Divas of the bathroom. It is very easy to do ~ I think you can see that! No matter how special you may think you are, nothing compares to being a Daring Darling Bathroom Beauty Snapping Diva!! Snap on, Dear Ones!!

Divas, don't forget to take our most famous logo and put it on your blog. Remember there is no one like you, dear bathroom ones, you are of the very unique group of specialnesses!! Snap snap snap!


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Hi again, Dear Ones! I hope I'm not boring you with another chapter of my trip? Okay, here's chapter two. When we're in Las Vegas I really enjoy going to the shows. I truly love the Cirque Du Soleil shows and this one was great. It was called 'Le Reve' which means 'The Dream' in French. If you're not familiar with Cirque Du Soleil (Circus of the Sun) it's very hard to explain about these groups. These folks originated from Canada and are just amazing in their feats! You can go online if you'd like more info on them. But this was a dreamy water show!



Now the fun begins! Doesn't everyone know about Cher? I'm really not a huge fan of hers, but did like the old songs that she and Sonny sang. Well, she did not disappoint me at all! She put on a terrific show!


Just look at this woman! She's 62 years old and still looks incredible! I know, I know, she's been chopped up quite a bit - but hey, her chopping looks good!

I took these two shots outside the ticket booth! Do you remember some of her outfits! She is kinda bazaar, but I guess that's a lot of her charm!

Peek - a - boo! I see two boops! I'm sorry, my bad, I know!


Some of her costumes by Bob Mackie! Pretty incredible! Wish I could look like that! If only I were taller some of my fluff would stretch out a bit! ;)

'Member this silly from the old Sonny and Cher Show? Laverne! Well she is still alive and kicking! Just one more thing about Cher's show - she really gave a nice tribute to Sonny. Showing video from their younger days, their TV show and lots of their old songs! I thought that was very nice of her to do! Regardless of her chopped up parts, she was bouncing all over the stage, changes costumes like nobody's business and singing her 62 year old heart out!

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Changing gears...


Hey, cool cats, how do ya like these digs? I mean, Daddiyo, this pad is the cat's meow!

I must explain, we had a reception for about 60 folks in the former suite of Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawfords at the Monte Carlo. These are pictures from the bedroom all retro and stuff. But the most amazing thing was THE TOILET! Yes, little sweethearts, the toilet~

Mr. Precious called for me so loudly to come look at this toilet!! Being the completely submission darling one whom I am ~ I came to see what was up!

Dear Ones! This was an electronic toilet! See Mr. Precious pointing ~ even has the telephone right there for your convenience! Can you believe it? Let me explain...

Look very closely at this key pad...now this is not for the alarm system or the sprinkler system, darlings, this is for the toilet! I believe the little pictures on the buttons are self explanatory. This puppy flushes at the touch of a button! The seat is heated and you can adjust the temperature! But the most fun part of this amazing toilet isssssssssssssssss...it can wash your bottom! That's right, just look at that second and third button ~ you can ever so gently wash your backside with a warm spraying flush of massaging water! Then you can do the same to your front part ~ you decide which end needs washing ~ or heck, just wash them both! Now that you're nice and clean you can press the drying button and you'll save on toilet paper! Isn't this the most amazing thing! I know I'm gonna rush out to somewhere? and get me an electronic toilet! I think it just costs a few thousand dollars!

Technology, don't cha just love it? I guess that ole Cindy, supermodel that she is, just had to have the latest thing to impress her friends! If I were a supermodel I know I'd buy this toilet! ;) Oh, Dear Ones, I'm so sorry to say, I just could not get Mr. Precious to sit on this amazing contraption for anything! I'll bet you're wondering if me, the Diva of the Bathroom sat on this pricey throne? Not on your life!! :)

Lastly, but certainly not least, being the ultimate Bathroom Diva that I am, I just had to snap away while in this fabulous bathroom! I even persuaded my friend, Dixie, to join me. She is not a shy one at all ~ I crown you, Dixie, as a Daring Darling Bathroom Electronic Toilet Bottom Washing Beauty Snapping Diva! I had to throw in just a little more pizazz for her!

Are we not the most gorgeous little things snapping away in all of our bathroom beautifulness!?

I'll leave you with a little Note Song ~

I Got You, Babe

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Babe
I got you babe I got you babe
I got you to hold my hand
I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let go
I got you to love me so
I got you babe I got you babe
I got you babe I got you babe
~sung by Sonny and Cher


38 comments:

  1. Boy your post is so full of information today. Congrats to the brave divas who posted!

    I like Cher, but like you I like the old Cher butter. Oh, how I loved the Sonny and Cher show. It was so sad when he died.

    Now, on to that bathroom. My oh my! I've never seen a toilet quite like that. So that's what money can buy you!

    take care,
    Dawn

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  2. LOL!!! I can't stop laughing!! A wash and dry toilet!!! LOL!!!

    Thanks for sharing...as I'm off to paint our Bedroom today!!

    ~Blessings,
    Jan

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  3. Oh, I would have LOVED to see those shows...yes, I do like Cher... and she DOES look amazing!

    The toilet, oh the toilet, that is just the coolest thing...boy, what money can buy in Vegas!!! lol

    I bet you had a blast there!!

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  4. I saw that toilet on "The View" just last week. You don't even need to buy and install the entire toilet. A kind of toilet seat thing is available that works on any model.

    I do remember watching Sonny and Cher every Sunday night. I like that she doesn't take herself too seriously.

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  5. I agree: Cher's chopped up look is super, and she still can sing.

    Bryant Gumbel has a toilet like this one. He talked about it on Regis and Kelly.

    I tell you the truth: I'd have sat on it! Fer sure!

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  6. This was too FUN...just thinking about that toilet made me smile....
    ;-) Bo

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  7. Good morning Shelia :)

    I love Cher and I miss her at the Oscars. She was the highlight every year with those outfits. My mom gave me a Cher doll one year for Christmas and her apartment had an elevator that would magically change her Bob Mackie gowns. The 70s were so odd LOL

    I've seen that toilet before, but I wouldn't sit on it either .... yikes!

    hugs,
    rue

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  8. Entertaining post today! as usual.....

    Cher is so sexy, i'd do some choping myself if i could afford it!

    Love your diva shot! You go girl!!

    As for that toilet? I'm speechless!

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  9. Oh my! My hubby works for a company that makes toilets like those. He use to work in automotive now he works in faucets and toilets.

    Sounds like you had a great trip for sure! Love your bathroom divas!

    Have a great day!
    Kim

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  10. that toilet scares me...but the divas are divine! thanks for making me smile today...I needed that

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  11. OK, dear one...my bathroom post is up and
    NOW CAN I BE A
    "DARING DARLING BATHROOM BEAUTY SNAPPING DIVA", forever and ever, amen?

    Oh, and Cher is one of my heros...love, love, love her...
    love, bj

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  12. Shelia, You a silly bathroom diva! You should have test drove that potty. They are really pretty nice. Did you like the way it "salutes" you when you walk up to it? The darn thing flushes itself and closes the lid too.
    I'm glad you had so much fun in Vegas Baby.
    Hugs, Bridget

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  13. Ok...I'm a little worried about you ladies going to vegas and only taking pictures of the bathrooms and the toilets hehehehe.. I think perhaps a "crapper snapper" intervention is in order!

    Too funny sheila as always I enjoyed your post!
    P.S. And I see you've corrupted our sweet BJ too!

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  14. Cher is my idol; I want to be just like her at 62! That means I've got to step it up like crazy for the next 10 years; I was NEVER that hot! She's like that energizer bunny... just keeps going and going... GO CHER GO!

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  15. You Mommio,

    I am digging the Loo - too cool! You look Fab!

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  16. I was going to ask how you were doing, but now that I see what you've been up to I can tell you're doing great! :) Keep the fun in your life!

    Hugs

    cielo

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  17. I was going to ask how you were doing, but now that I see what you've been up to I can tell you're doing great! :) Keep the fun in your life!

    Hugs

    cielo

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  18. I didn"t know there were toilets like that...only for the rich & famous *lol* no more going from an a/c room to heaven forbid a cold toilet seat.
    I saw the water show Cirque de Soilel in Vegas too. Loved it.

    Carol Burnette said "thanks for the memories"
    hope you've had a good day
    Judi

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  19. LOL Sheila you brighten my day! I had never heard of an electronic toilet seat. I guess I just don't get out much LOL I loved all of your vacation pictures. It looks like you had a fun filled trip. I remember Sonny and Cher. I always thought she was a great singer and I've got You Babe" was one my favorite songs.

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  21. Oh, how I loved this post, Shelia! Bridget actually has one of these toilets, although hers is called a Toto and I don't know if it's got that many gadgets on it. You'll have to ask her! But while reading those buttons and seeing the settings for pulsating and oscillating, well, my mind went a little further than just "cleansing". I know, I'm a bad bad girl.

    Justine :o )

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  22. I love Cher. Yes, she is a little bizarre, but boy can she sing and I wish I looked as good at 31 as she does at 62!
    That toilet is amazing. Where do I sign up for one of those. Knowing my kids, they'd be scared of it and never use it. haha
    *hugs*

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  23. Now if that toilet cleans itself Im all for it... sign me up ... Im sold! Miss you!

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  24. The very first slow dance I ever danced to was I Got You Babe...my dance partners name was Ralph Yahn and he had red hair, freckles and was adorable! So Sonny and Cher will always have a special place in my heart. Thanks for the memories!
    xo
    P

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  25. Oh Shelia how you make me laugh, I really needed one tonight. Thank you. I don't think I could have set on that toilet either to weird for me. lol Thanks for sharing. Have a great week.

    Hugs;
    Alaura

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  26. I am honored to be invited to be a Bathroom Diva! Where do I sign up!!?? I am not sure if my short military style haircut and my au naturel look will pass for Diva, but I do use a daily face moisturizer with SPF 15 to protect against broad spectrum UVB/UVA rays. Does that count?

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  27. I am totally down with the electronic toilet! All it needs is some sort of sound/music function to mask noises and some sort of built in air freshener.

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  28. Hi Sheila, I've missed you! Oh my what a funny post! I'm sitting here laughing, hubbys asleep or I would make him look at this toilet! LOL. Loved the Sonny and Cher pics, her clothes are beautiful so is she! Oh to be that thin!
    Blessings, Shirl

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  29. I would love to be a Bathroom Diva with all of you all the way!
    I'm new here and loving your pages...you are a hoot Sheila.
    What do I do and when is the day?
    Hugs from Canada
    CC (Claudie from Canada)

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  30. What a great post! More bathroom divas, Cher, and that robotic potty! Omg, I want one of those! I think it would be awesome! I don't think I could have resisted the urge to sit, but I am sure I would have accidentally hit one of those buttons and had to return to the group looking like I had wet myself. Oh wait, it DRIES your lady parts and bum too! That's just too cool, lol.

    Kady

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  31. please come and pick up your award on my Tuesday extra post...it is taking up lots of valuable space! lol

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  32. Hi, Claudie! You can snap and be a Diva any time or any day you choose. This goes on forever. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you!!
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

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  33. Hi, Sheila! Glad you had such a great time; that toilet would scare the bejeezus out of me!
    Stop by for a visit, I posted some bathroom shots, finally!

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  34. I am in the bathroom in that photo (a really small one!) Yes, you can use the photo but I photoshopped what it says on the piece of paper so can you send me an e-mail at thehunkygardener@gmail.com and I will send it to you?

    Chow for now!

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  35. Yes, I'm afraid it is true. My husband being the gadget freak that he is had to have one of those fandangled fancy things and bought one on the internet. The tricky part is that you have to have an electrical plug installed near the toilet...not something most homes come with.
    As far as demonstrations go, I think blogland has had a sufficient introduction to this little doohickey already don't cha?

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  36. Rofl.........thanks for the laugh.........and a few giggles at almost 12:00 midnight. cherry

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  37. Sheila, you made my day! The pictures of Cher are amazing, she looks so good for her age! I'm ROFLOL about the electric toilet...

    Have a wonderful day!
    Kathi :)

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  38. Phyllis (Penndelgirl on RMS)Tuesday, August 26, 2008

    Sheila,
    Hi. I just wanted to tell you that skeltonwyl(Ann) is very, very ill. ggmays has posted roses for her on her space. Please try to drop in and leave hugs and prayers for her. Also, could you get in touch with others that were rmsers at one time and may be here on your blog? Thanks,Phyllis in SC

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